You're sitting at dinner with a bunch of friends. Everyone's chatting, having a good time, then it comes. The check. Everyone is quiet for a second. They start scrambling with their wallets and their tip calculators. I hate that. When Browns (or Italians ?) go out, usually one person pays for all. It's to show off but whatever, it works out for everyone. I know Americans are all about equality but it's just kind of annoying. It takes forever for everyone to get the right change, figure out how much they owe, etc. I hate that one person who's like "well I only had a salad, so why should I pay more?" Perfectly reasonable. Perfectly cheap. Next time get more food, you cheap b******. Plus they're the ones eating off everyone else's plates, trying everyone's food.

thats enough ranting for today